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He can feel people praying for him!

Does this mean he can feel me CRUSHING HIS TINY LITTLE HEAD?








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Obligatory disclaimer for the humor-impaired or federally-employed: no, that was not a threat. It was a reference to a Kids in the Hall sketch, and implies that I was, you know, crushing the head of the tiny little electronic man on my tv screen, with the fearful power of my thumb and index finger.
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flaming_muse

2004-10-13 07:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Crushing his head! Crush! Crush!

Sorry, that's my immediate response to him, and I'm not even watching the debate. :)

mpoetess

2004-10-13 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

I mean, not enough to destroy his brain or anything. Just enough to get his attention, you know? So he's focused when we mentally kick him in the ass.

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tajnyj

2004-10-13 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

*dies* I hope so, I -really- hope so.

lumenara

2004-10-13 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Those aren't prayers, dude.

mpoetess

2004-10-13 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Sure they are. Some of us just aren't praying for what he *thinks* we're praying for.

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dragovianknight

2004-10-13 07:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Shut up! He did not seriously say something that insane, did he?

Can he feel all the prayers against him, do you think? ::lights candles and incense, just in case::

Let me know if he suddenly urks and falls down.

beadattitude

2004-10-13 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heck, I'm not a little pagan girl, and I'm sending him the evil mojo.

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fatimaner

2004-10-13 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh! He felt it! He felt me praying for him!

(To get caught on film on his knees for Cheney.) ;)

mpoetess

2004-10-13 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

You know, I'd buy into the idea that Cheney is the real power and Bush is just a puppet, if it weren't for the fact that Cheney's smart enough to not let Bush look that *stupid* if he had any control over him at all. There's a difference between your frontman looking harmless as a ploy, and your frontman looking like Gomer Pyle.

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gairid

2004-10-13 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

OOoooh! METAQUOTE MATERIAL! May I?

mpoetess

2004-10-13 08:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

:-) Shuwah.

thebratqueen

2004-10-13 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Soooooooo right there with you. Wish I could point out to him that while my prayers might involve him, they might not be asking for the same things that he'd like me to be asking for.

[shifty eyes]

What? Obviously I'm talking about praying for him not to be re-elected.

*cough*

mpoetess

2004-10-13 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Dear God: and if you could just see your way clear to giving him a donkey's head for the next month, I promise never to write gay porn aga-- where my mother can see it. Love, TBQ"

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not_god

2004-10-13 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Alas, my own smiting powers are useless in your universe. :(

*smites mr_prezimident just on principle*

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mpoetess

2004-10-14 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

snerrrk

ladycat777

2004-10-13 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

He said that. Dude, seriously?

*joins you with the crushing*

mpoetess

2004-10-14 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

He said that. Seriously.

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mpoetess

2004-10-14 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

It's not like I boggle at the concept that he thinks he can feel the good will / prayers of the people who support him. Just that he said it, in the middle of a presidential debate.

stakebait

2004-10-14 08:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Only if you crush his tiny head for Jesus. Or if, like anniesj, you ask Jesus to crush his tiny head for you.

I didn't watch -- did he specify Christian prayers?

stakebait

2004-10-14 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear God I don't believe in,

Please make sure President Bush does not again take the office of the presidency. Preferably by him being defeated by Senator Kerry by a strong, recount-proof margin.

But failing that I'll take the Electoral College/recount/Supreme Court route, for the cheap irony. Or a stunning last minute road-to-Damascus conversion in which Bush realizes what it would be like to be nonwhite, nonmale, nonstraight, and nonrich and resigns from the race after offering the world a heartfelt apology.

(If you choose that last one, please make sure he doesn't get elected anyway on the sympathy vote.)

Sincerely, but not yours,

Stakebait

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sihaya09

2004-10-14 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)

hehehehe.

eternalmusings

2004-10-14 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

I only have one thing to say:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!