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He can feel people praying for him!

Does this mean he can feel me CRUSHING HIS TINY LITTLE HEAD?

Obligatory disclaimer for the humor-impaired or federally-employed: no, that was not a threat. It was a reference to a Kids in the Hall sketch, and implies that I was, you know, crushing the head of the tiny little electronic man on my tv screen, with the fearful power of my thumb and index finger.


2004-10-14 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear God I don't believe in,

Please make sure President Bush does not again take the office of the presidency. Preferably by him being defeated by Senator Kerry by a strong, recount-proof margin.

But failing that I'll take the Electoral College/recount/Supreme Court route, for the cheap irony. Or a stunning last minute road-to-Damascus conversion in which Bush realizes what it would be like to be nonwhite, nonmale, nonstraight, and nonrich and resigns from the race after offering the world a heartfelt apology.

(If you choose that last one, please make sure he doesn't get elected anyway on the sympathy vote.)

Sincerely, but not yours,



2004-10-14 01:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

I really like the ironic option, but I feel much safer with the first one.