I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch
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I like my nationstate.

Pointystakia Decides:
Vampires on the Dinner Table?
The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Pointystakia's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that vampires could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the vampire population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson May Jefferson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have vampire kebabs, vampire pies, vampire-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]

2. "I agree that something needs to be done about vampire over-population," says random passer-by Bill Love, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bill Bush. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The vampires were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The vampire is part of what makes Pointystakia a great nation!"
[Accept]
Tags: general silliness
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