Francine - harvest
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In which Googleism* never fails to crack my shit up.


Poems devoted to me! the other Mad Poetess who is very much not me.

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Once she is dead I grab the donkey,
and ride it through the night."


Futhermucker stole my donkey!1 How can I throw spontaneous multiple donkey parties now?

I want a new donkey. :(
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we will rule this world and make it the second hell
i love my poetess even though i dont know her that well


Awww! Am loved! Plus I think he knows me better than he lets on -- he's even got the sodomizing whores in there. Then again, apparently I co-wrote it, so it's not like there was any chance of leaving out The Buttsextm. Also, I make men shriek, and bitches cry out. Booyah! You know it, bitches.

Psst - we're going to destroy the world. Want to come?

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ETA: You can only come if you bring me a donkey.

EATA: If you bring me two donkeys, you can even come first!

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*Googleism: the act of typing "[your name here] is" into Google and snerking yourself sick over the results.

1 Yeah, yeah, he killed me, too. But. Donkey!!!


entrenous88

2004-10-21 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm so tired and confused, but this made me laugh until I started choking on my own spit. Particularly the word "futhermucker", which is now mine, and belongs to me, and is mine too. **holds word hostage**

mpoetess

2004-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Mine! MinemineminemineminemineminemineactuallyIthinkIstoleitfromsarabimineminemine!

thebratqueen

2004-10-21 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wee little puppet donkies?

mpoetess

2004-10-21 08:11 pm (UTC) (Link)


thebratqueen

2004-10-21 08:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Boy, I hope that's a wee little puppet donkey, and not Spike's possibly not-so-wee little... erm. Yes.

mpoetess

2004-10-21 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Obviously it's not Spike's ermyes. It's Spike's ass!

entrenous88

2004-10-21 08:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

**giggles inanely**

thebratqueen

2004-10-21 08:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

*smooches you on the nose*

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mpoetess

2004-10-22 06:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Well, yes. When he doesn't have a ermyes up his ass...

thebratqueen

2004-10-22 06:56 am (UTC) (Link)

Wee little puppet Angel sprained his ermyes once. I felt so bad for him, because he really did love using it.

chicken_cem

2004-10-21 09:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Donkey!?!? Are we in Shrek?

Can you imagine Angel and Spike riding on one (instead of on a horse)?? hahaha.

They broke my brain!

drax

2004-10-21 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ow ow ow!!!!!!!!!

And hey! No fair you stole *my* donkey!

(They way he stares at me... I knew that damned muppet was eyeing my ass... >_<;)

robintcj

2004-10-22 01:19 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm just going to highjack here.

Because, well, it was your idea.





Dododo. Not insane, really.

mpoetess

2004-10-22 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Bwheeeeeeeeeee! Beautiful. I was thinking of doing the same thing, and now I don't have to! (unless I can come up with steamy embace pictures, lalala...)

Which in no way makes you less insane.

TBQ's idea in the first place, that JonAlyAlexis should have a threesome, I think. Or possibly that was JonTBQAlexis...

thebratqueen

2004-10-22 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm pretty much happy with any form of sexual combination that involves Jon, Alexis, Aly, and/or myself.

Though my kingdom for an audio file of Jon asking to have the Denisof boy brought to his chambers.

robintcj

2004-10-22 07:53 am (UTC) (Link)

if you can come up with steamy embrace pictures, you'd BETTER damned well do it. I did it because winterlive and I thought it'd be fun if I just randomly highjacked your journal to post it; otherwise I'd not have done it. Because, hey, work? :P

And I didn't realize it was TBQ's, as I only saw the comment in winter's journal. *grin*

mpoetess

2004-10-22 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

:D TBQ's mention of Jon/Alexis was ages ago - like last year sometime. It just stuck in my head, so when Winter mentioned someone being overcome by Jon's boyish charm and rushing the desk, I could think of no better candidate.

thebratqueen

2004-10-22 06:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Mmmmmmmm.... pretty.

robintcj

2004-10-22 07:54 am (UTC) (Link)

thank ye.