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Random moment of brain-drainage from this weekend, paraphrased:

At my cousin's house, discussing horror films.

Cousin L: But have you seen Freddy vs. Jason? That's like the ultimate one that everyone was waiting for.

Me: Actually, bleh. I've seen all the Elm Street movies and followed the plotlines, but I hate Jason; he's just a big idiot with a chainsaw. Now what would work better would be Freddy vs. Michael Myers, because Michael's actually somewhat scary.

L's husband M: Yeah! That's what I was thinking too. Or even better, Jason and Michael, and then they could have a three-way.

Me, maeyan, Cousin L (who knows of Teh Slash, more or less): [head in hands] Eyes! Brain! Agghghgh!

M: That is not what I--

Me, maeyan, Cousin L: Eyes! Brain! Agghghgh!


2004-10-25 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

::giggles madly::

Jason is SO not in Freddie's league.


2004-10-25 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

He isn't! Plus Jason's a total prude; he doesn't even like acknowledge that sex exists.


2004-10-25 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)


Like to acknowledge that sex exists. That was not meant to be a moment of Valleyspeak.


2004-10-25 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aww, and here I was picturing you all blonde, in a cute little bubblegum pink outfit.


2004-10-25 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

*dies from the funny*

And now I have that image in my head.

Eyes! Brain! Agghghgh!

*grabs bleach*


2004-10-26 03:55 am (UTC) (Link)

Been there, written that. Well, not with Michael, but the rest.


2004-10-26 09:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Hee! Yeah, I knew there was probably Freddy/Jason slash out there.


2004-10-26 09:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, yes. And a good deal of it is far more schmoopy than mine. I assume you don't want links.


2004-10-26 09:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Hee! Part of me does, but the part that needs not to read open-mouthed for hours while my brain breaks into tinier and tinier pieces seems to be in control for the moment.