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And now for the requisite Shallow Fannish Entry
Dear morally upright citizens of Jossverse fandom:

No one held a gun to a puppy's head to make James Marsters film nude scenes in BtVS season 6.

Yes, actually taking a printout from the Wrecked dailies and asking the man to sign it would be an orgasmically asshattish thing to do.

Spreading it across the internet? Not so much. Yes, he objects to it; yes, one can understand why he would, though I strongly suspect it's the stupidity of the sock, not the visibility of his highly pinchable arse that he really objects to, whatever his public protestations might be.

But cat, bag, horse, barn door. The stuff is out there. Looking at it will not deny you the keys to the kindom of heaven, and neither will allowing a posting of it on Marsters Daily to pass without opening your mouth to defend the fluttering virtue of the lovely and oh-so-otherwise-prim Mr. Marsters.

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lumenara

2004-11-11 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

I *heart* you.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

I you!

(no subject) - lumenara, 2004-11-11 06:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)

byrne

2004-11-11 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

blink blink

whimper

link not right yet, darlin' wyfe. I shall sit and wait, for Lo I want to point and laugh. Or you know. Boggle.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oops. Fixed!

(no subject) - byrne, 2004-11-11 03:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)

ex_dovil323

2004-11-11 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Amen!

And if he's that shy and demure about showing off flesh, what the hell was the shirt of wanton sluttiness that he wore on that MTV interview about? "Hi everyone, my names James Masters and here are my nipples!"

Err, there are more important things to get worked up about.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm sorry. You said nipples. What was the question?

(no subject) - ex_dovil323, 2004-11-11 05:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)

viverra_libro

2004-11-11 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

"fluttering virtue" -- hee!

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

I did not steal that directly from Jossian dialogue. At all.

glossing

2004-11-11 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

This?

Ahahaha. Standing up for Jimmy's virtue!

mpoetess

2004-11-11 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yup. I oopsed and pasted the entry title into my link instead of the actual link.

Yeah, I'm in the headscratching camp. Of all the affonts to human dignity we can come up with to complain about, they choose the posting of semi-nude production photos?

(no subject) - lumenara, 2004-11-11 04:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)

reremouse

2004-11-11 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

prim Mr. Marsters

Three words, which when presented in that order, are guaranteed to make me laugh.

I think you're right that it's the sock he objects to more than the flesh. It does look pretty bad.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aww, The Sock is kind of... sort of cute. If you tilt you head and squint! And takes some drugs

sunka2

2004-11-11 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ummm. What a great ass has he. How is that objectionable? Lovely, lovely man. I have lost no respect due to that adorable picture.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

I even think The Sock is cute. In a highly silly way.

ragingpixie

2004-11-11 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

In conclusion, ass.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)


minim_calibre

2004-11-11 03:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dude, he was doing nude long before BtVS, and on stage even.

I giggle at the notion of his fluttering virtue.

lumenara

2004-11-11 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dude, that was SHAKESPEAREAN nudity. He gets to maintain fluttering virtue if it was all for ART.

*tries to keep a straight face*

*fails*

*dissolves in giggles* "Fluttering" combines with the nekkidity into an interesting mental picture, no?

(no subject) - entrenous88, 2004-11-11 06:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lumenara, 2004-11-11 06:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mpoetess, 2004-11-11 04:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: I smell KERFUFFLE!

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's only a couple of people arguing so far, which gives me some hope for humanity. (The cornea-blistering netspeak on the part of one of the people nominally on the side of reason, though... less so.)

Re: I smell KERFUFFLE! - julia_here, 2004-11-11 05:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: I smell KERFUFFLE! - entrenous88, 2004-11-11 06:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm morally prone. *moons you*

pwac

2004-11-11 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ah yes...the virtue of Mr. Marsters...which if he really cared to protect would involve the wearing of underwear to avoid the accidental flashing of said buttocks to the unsuspecting.

Having been a victem of said flashing I feel compelled to post on the subject in that thread.

Or maybe not.

You said 'orgasmically asshattish' which made me giggle like a school girl. Bwah.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

which if he really cared to protect would involve the wearing of underwear to avoid the accidental flashing of said buttocks to the unsuspecting

In the dailies, you mean? Because if so I'd have to play Devil's Advocate and say that underwear probably wasn't an option for the filming, regardless of the fact that JM doesn't normally wear it.

If you refer to other flashings of which you have been a victim, do share with the rest of the pruriently academically interested!

(no subject) - pwac, 2004-11-11 04:54 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mpoetess, 2004-11-11 05:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - pwac, 2004-11-11 06:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - kita0610, 2004-11-11 09:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
he did? - auntyk, 2004-11-12 01:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - spicklething, 2004-11-12 10:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - pwac, 2004-11-12 11:53 am (UTC) (Expand)

bunnyohare

2004-11-11 04:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! I'm going to spend this evening with thoughts of James Marsters' ass, horses galloping, James' fluttering virtue, and last but not least the giddy feeling of being the worst kind of fan who has actually done a manip to remove that sock, just floating round my head.

Hmmm, I think margarks is doing a cowboy Spander already, perhaps I should do a bodice ripper style William story. Slightly AU in that he travels to the American Southwest a la Oscar Wilde, to bring effulgent poetry to the unwashed masses, and Xander is the stable boy who teaches William to ride. ::snicker:: Or I could try for a crap RPS, Nicky working at a Dude Ranch and James being afraid of horses? :D

OK, I'll leave you alone now.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

and last but not least the giddy feeling of being the worst kind of fan who has actually done a manip to remove that sock

*looks at detagged sock pictures on hard drive*

I have NO idea what you mean.

Or I could try for a crap RPS, Nicky working at a Dude Ranch and James being afraid of horses?

Ok, I cannot see the phrase "Dude Ranch" in connection with slash, and not think of a kinky AU where they actually have dude ranchers. And dude drives. Naked men grazing in the fields...

Or a somewhat less kinky but still somewhat kinky AU where the Dude Ranch is a sort of Western-themed gay vacation sex club, where the cowboys are all Paid Companions.

(no subject) - bunnyohare, 2004-11-11 05:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mpoetess, 2004-11-12 06:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
Boywhores! - bunnyohare, 2004-11-12 08:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Boywhores! - _sharvie_, 2004-11-13 12:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Boywhores! - bunnyohare, 2004-11-13 01:09 am (UTC) (Expand)

dragovianknight

2004-11-11 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wow, netspeak-girl makes me want to yell, "Stop being on my side, you're making my side look stupid!"

However, my FAVORITE argument was the one that passing the pic around is the same as if your bf posted pictures of you being intimate. Because, I'm sure the set was really intimate what with the cast and crew being there and all.

mpoetess

2004-11-11 06:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

And there's *never* any reason for an actor to suspect that things filmed or written or spokenon the set will leak out to the fans. Ever.

(no subject) - dragovianknight, 2004-11-11 06:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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kita0610

2004-11-11 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, MP.

*fangirls you*

*flashes her bum*

mpoetess

2004-11-11 06:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*holds up hand, index and little fingers extended*

You RAWK!

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