Francine - harvest
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Best wish ever, from The Surrealist Compliment Generator: May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.









newts

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mpoetess

2004-11-15 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

O.o

I think I would rather have the clinging breasteses.

calliopes_pen

2004-11-15 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

I got: "You have no socially redeeming value."

mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

But! You can be traded in for cash and valuable prizes!

My compliment:

bunnyohare

2004-11-15 05:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ceci n'est pas un compliment.

Re: My compliment:

mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

*nod* Everything in French is surreal, by its very nature.

entrenous88

2004-11-15 05:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm so going to cross-stitch that onto a pillow for you.

mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Or maybe a dish-towel?

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mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Obviously you should not trust the garbage bins, or the ivy. Or apparently six other unnamed assailants.

obsessedmuch

2004-11-15 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.

Um. Thank you?

I prefer the boobies, though.

mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Clinging boobies make everything better.

kdorian

2004-11-15 06:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

O_o

mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

And a little hollandaise sauce.

kdorian

2004-11-16 04:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

OOO, hollandaise sauce! Everything is better with hollandaise sauce!

chicken_cem

2004-11-15 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Mine's all long and too complicated.

Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.

It's reminiscent of that one Monty Python sketch. Je vois que vous avez un chou.


mpoetess

2004-11-15 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

I...something you with a cabbage?

chicken_cem

2004-11-16 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)

I see that you have a cabbage.

It was said in front of a garbage dump. It was a whole skit making fun of post-modern French cinema in which there is no plot, and everything is all Semiotic and doesn't make any sense, and is supposed to be profound, but just comes off as absurd.

mpoetess

2004-11-16 09:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah! I remember the sketch, just not the particular quote.

Surrealistic?

jaciem

2004-11-16 05:02 am (UTC) (Link)

You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.

Hmmm. Not sure how surrealistic this one is, since I just got downsized. Darn sure hope it ain't prophetic.


Re: Surrealistic?

mpoetess

2004-11-16 05:40 am (UTC) (Link)

Eep! My sympathies. I hope it isn't prophetic as well!