For once, t'warn't me screwing up -- y'all just talk too much! The index had surpassed the word-limit for LJ entries! I've transferred it to a plain html page, which is here, and edited my original LJ post to link to it as well. We lose the cutesy user icons (not because I can't fake it up, but because it's a pain in the ass to do so), but such is life.
No grapes or licorice were harmed in the making of this production. winterlive and sockkpuppett may be slightly bruised.