I gave wolfling spander1cooties! I gave wolfling spandercooties!2
1Yes, yes, I know; I used That Word. But I feel an exception may reasonably be made when it's attached portmanteau-style to the word 'cooties.'
2She blames me for it, therefore despite the fact that I did none of the writing, nor did I request the pairing or the setting, I still take credit for the infection. It seems fair.
- <nelson muntz>HA ha!</nelson muntz>