I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch
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A Very Short Epistolary Novel

Dear LJ:

You are a h0r.
You are an even bigger h0r than vylit.

Very Little Love,
Amy

~*~

Dear Amy:

Yes, I am a h0R. But no one is a bigger h0r than vylit.

Love,
LJ


~*~

Dear LJ:

Yes U R!eleventy-1!

Screw you,
Amy


~*~

Dear Amy:

I stand corrected.

h0rishly yours,
LJ


~*~

The End

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Epilogue:

Dear world: Plz buy my novel am poor send money or also commas but NO MORE CATS.
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