Manroot: A Very Bad Spander Pornfic by suki_blue.
I... You know how you're eating and you try something new and it makes your face turn purple and your left kidney try to mountainclimb up to your lungs and settle in, building a wee cabin in among the bronchioles and the pines, and you turn, coughing and gagging, to the person you're eating dinner with and say, tears of pain and wonder at the cruelty of the universe running down your face and out your ears, "Oh. My. God. This is hideous! ..... ...... TASTE IT!"