suki_blue.I... You know how you're eating and you try something new and it makes your face turn purple and your left kidney try to mountainclimb up to your lungs and settle in, building a wee cabin in among the bronchioles and the pines, and you turn, coughing and gagging, to the person you're eating dinner with and say, tears of pain and wonder at the cruelty of the universe running down your face and out your ears, "Oh. My. God. This is hideous! ..... ...... TASTE IT!"
Yeah.
TASTE IT!
2004-12-19 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
2004-12-19 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Also Spike comes so hard in the middle of a restaurant that it lands in someone's spaghetti several tables away.
2004-12-19 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
2004-12-19 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Very good badfic!
2004-12-20 05:28 am (UTC) (Link)
2004-12-20 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Ironic how the worst thing I ever wrote is getting the most attention!!!
Oh and the pronoun issue? Nope, wasn't deliberate. Just a good example of my actual bad writing!
Suki
xxx
2004-12-20 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
But it's very well-crafted! It might be (intentionally) bad fic, but it's good writing.
Oh and the pronoun issue? Nope, wasn't deliberate. Just a good example of my actual bad writing!
Shhhh!
2004-12-20 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Shhhh!
Oh, yeah. Don't tell anyone!
Suki
xxx