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Official Update
mpoetess' entry regarding The Nudity Of Byrne has been reviewed and determined to be neither a threat to national security, nor Too Dirty For The Surrounding Community. After a perusal of the surrounding community, it has in fact been determined that a) mpoetess is hopelessly square and b) You're All Going To Hell. As is Agent #561, who was deployed to read kita0610's journal for comparison purposes and as a result, is now gay and tortures puppies. He used to just torture puppies.

Go on about your filthy, disgusting, morally reprehensible business. But we'll be keeping a watchful eye upon y'all.

Well, Agent #561 will, since he's already been compromised.

Thank you for your patriotic support,
The Internet PolicePatent Pending, Available In These Fine Stores: Kroger, Jewel, Safeway, Home Depot, Fredericks of Hollywood

P.S. Would thebratqueen please give Agent #069 his pants back?

thebratqueen

2004-12-29 09:27 am (UTC) (Link)

You'll have to pry them out of my cold, dead seed hands.

Anonymous

2004-12-29 09:33 am (UTC) (Link)

Agent #069 respectfully withdraws the request. However, if there is actually cold dead seed on the pants, the Lab Boys would like will need to have a look at them.


yrs,
The Internet Police3






3No, we meant cubed. What are you looking down here for?

journalkitten

2004-12-29 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

The Internet Police have no jurisdiction over the FCC1. We do not accept your ruling. We insist you send all records of this incident especially any juicy incriminating photos, in triplicate, to our headquarters immediately. You will be fined one lap dance signed centerfold hour of FCC service 2 for every person scarred for life due to witnessing the frivolity.


1 Fanatically Concerned Citizens (protecting your right to drab, white bread media experiences since Daddy Powell gave us an 'in')

2 Full service details to be reported orally at a later date hubba hubba

mpoetess

2004-12-31 04:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

for every person scarred for life due to witnessing the frivolity

*frivols!*

(Not to hard though. If you frivol too hard it could lead to dancing.)

mpoetess

2004-12-31 04:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

for every person scarred for life due to witnessing the frivolity

*frivols!*

(Not too hard though. If you frivol too hard it could lead to dancing.)

journalkitten

2005-01-01 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

A gastly display! Good thing we always have our video cameras rolling... *makes voluminous notes - with illustrations*

kita0610

2004-12-29 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

He no longer tortures actual puppies. He just likes the boys he now has sex with to bark every once in a while when he spanks them. Is that so wrong?

mpoetess

2004-12-31 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, no. Not to me. But then, I like Agent #561. He's on our side now.