I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch
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Official Update

mpoetess' entry regarding The Nudity Of Byrne has been reviewed and determined to be neither a threat to national security, nor Too Dirty For The Surrounding Community. After a perusal of the surrounding community, it has in fact been determined that a) mpoetess is hopelessly square and b) You're All Going To Hell. As is Agent #561, who was deployed to read kita0610's journal for comparison purposes and as a result, is now gay and tortures puppies. He used to just torture puppies.

Go on about your filthy, disgusting, morally reprehensible business. But we'll be keeping a watchful eye upon y'all.

Well, Agent #561 will, since he's already been compromised.

Thank you for your patriotic support,
The Internet PolicePatent Pending, Available In These Fine Stores: Kroger, Jewel, Safeway, Home Depot, Fredericks of Hollywood

P.S. Would thebratqueen please give Agent #069 his pants back?
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