mpoetess' entry regarding The Nudity Of Byrne has been reviewed and determined to be neither a threat to national security, nor Too Dirty For The Surrounding Community. After a perusal of the surrounding community, it has in fact been determined that a) mpoetess is hopelessly square and b) You're All Going To Hell. As is Agent #561, who was deployed to read kita0610's journal for comparison purposes and as a result, is now gay and tortures puppies. He used to just torture puppies.
Go on about your filthy, disgusting, morally reprehensible business. But we'll be keeping a watchful eye upon y'all.
Well, Agent #561 will, since he's already been compromised.
Thank you for your patriotic support, The Internet PolicePatent Pending, Available In These Fine Stores: Kroger, Jewel, Safeway, Home Depot, Fredericks of Hollywood
P.S. Would thebratqueen please give Agent #069 his pants back?