I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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Random quotage from an evening of Disney trivia
sarabi (referring to mr_sarabi): The things he can pull out of his ass are amazing.


maeyan: So did you know using a dildo on a holy day requires five years of penance?
mpoetess: According to who? And you read this where?
maeyan: The Catholic Church; who the hell else was around in the middle ages?
mpoetess: Uh... Jews?
sarabi (mishearing) : But choose wisely!


sarabi: Keep it on the table, dear.
mr_sarabi: She likes it on the table.
maeyan: But not on the floor!
sarabi: *falls off couch, chasing the dice in question*

sarabi: This is a Sleeping Beauty question. Who came to the dwarves to tell them that Snow White had been poisoned by the evil queen?
Everyone else: O.o Er....


mr_sarabi: What did the wicked queen promise to get Snow White to take a bite of the poisoned apple?
mpoetess: "This apple is not poisoned!"


At the beginning of game 2, game 1 having been won by mpoetess and mr_sarabi--

mr_sarabi: Which rules are we playing by this time?

maeyan and mpoetess (playing on opposing teams) in unison: The ones where we win.


2005-01-02 08:45 am (UTC) (Link)

"This apple is not poisoned!"

*falls to floor and dies*


2005-01-02 10:10 am (UTC) (Link)

You had the poisoned one, didn't you.


2005-01-02 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Can't talk, still dead.



2005-01-03 11:23 am (UTC) (Link)

"The ones where we win."

I tried that, but no one would take the "Whatever team I'm on wins" rules.

*takes his Disney song trivia and goes home*

Re: Rules...


2005-01-03 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

I recall they didn't like the "Whichever team rolls first wins" option, either.

Re: Rules...


2005-01-03 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's right. You have to win fair and square. Unless you're on my team. Then you use the "Whatever team I'm on wins" rule. I mean, that seems fair to me. Don't you think.

Did you notice how the above reply was done?

We finally got him to do it! Yay!!

(Nice job on the "mr_sarabi is available" angle!)

Re: Rules...


2005-01-03 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm so proud!!!


2005-01-04 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Which rules are we playing by this time?
(playing on opposing teams) in unison: The ones where we win.

*grins* wait. doesn't EVERYONE play by those?? :)



2005-01-04 07:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Not often enough! ;-)


2005-01-04 07:46 am (UTC) (Link)

*grins* well, then that should change. :)