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Thing One: Spam Contents, How I Love Thee

"And compete with the dark side of her reactor.looking glass living with toothpick give secret financial aid to toward widow, because toward cream puff go deep sea fishing with about chess board.earring over cigar feels nagging remorse, and shadow of ruminates; however, behind bowling ball boogie.."

Thing Two: Strindberg/Helium porn.

Thing Three: swmbo is depressed! Go write raccoon porn to cheer her up!

Thing Four: *humps kita0610's Fod* If you love Kita, you'd hump Fod too.

Thing Five: I think I may've got that one wrong. Again. Pesky reading comprehension issues.


2005-01-06 11:04 am (UTC) (Link)

I got so tired of people alluding to, but never actually linking to the actual source of the kerfuffle that I kind of gave up for a while. Who started this whole "anti-hugs" thing? No one seemed to know. Then finally, I found out, and I tried to read JennyO's incoherent ramblings, but they were so long-winded and dull that I never actually got to the part(s) where she said the stuff people claim she was saying. Does this make my reading comprehenion score a 'zero'? Because my attention span is too short to wade through her pages and pages of ranting?


2005-01-06 11:08 am (UTC) (Link)


FWIW, I think *hugs* was more or less on the acceptable list, and that it was the fake-sex stuff like, for example, *participates in a threesome with you, your wife, and fourteen cheese danishes* that was somehow contributing to a culture in which, basically, gay sex is fun, jokey, or shiny, but not what Real People do when they get offline.

Well, some of them wait to get offline, anyway.

*participates in a threesome with you, your wife, and fourteen cheese danishes*


2005-01-06 11:26 am (UTC) (Link)

So wait, she disapproves of fake sex? Hmm. All sex is good, fake, real, and cheese danish. Can the cheese danish have fruit fillings as well? Raspberry, maybe? Or cherry? Mmmmm. My wife especially loves the fruity danishes. ::smirk::

*participates in a foursome with you, my wife, some fruity cheese danishes, and some chocolate-filled croissant rolls*


2005-01-06 11:34 am (UTC) (Link)

You know, there's something very wrong with a world in which as I type this, I am actually eating a cherry fruit pie...


2005-01-06 11:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah, but did you begin eating it before or after you received my comment? ;-)


2005-01-06 11:51 am (UTC) (Link)