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GIP!
Now I ded from arundhathi.

ETA: Public Service Announcement! Do NOT let swmbo turn into swmbogelus again! (You remember what happened that time she had sex with Vincent Kartheiser? Yeah. Like that. With the sketching Kovsky from the tree outside her bedroom window, and killing Fod's tropical fish and stuff.) Make sure she never gets perfectly happy, with plenty of raccoon porn. Preferably porn where Principal Snyder and Angel get turned into raccoons.

And then have sex.


With swmbo.

shadowlongknife

2005-01-07 11:11 am (UTC) (Link)

*snort*

*grinsnortgiggle*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 11:33 am (UTC) (Link)

Squeak!

swmbo

2005-01-07 11:17 am (UTC) (Link)

OMG !!!

DUDE!

That's...I didn't kill the fish because I was evil !!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Bruce Lee's death was not my fault in any fashion! *cries*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Dude, I totally forgot about Bruce Lee. No, not that fish. That was more like Angel killing that demon protector guy in Ats Season 2. You didn't KILL HIM to be evil, you just KILLED HIM accidentally, while trying to be a big, manly hero.

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bear

2005-01-07 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Dude. Your mind is a strange and wonderful place.

mpoetess

2005-01-07 11:33 am (UTC) (Link)

They have cotton candy here. Every day!

arundhathi

2005-01-07 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)

So the tormenting is a public service thing, then? Not just for fun? We're saving the world through raccoon porn and Strindberg/Helium porn?

You really are the good one.

mpoetess

2005-01-07 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Terrorizing swmbo: It's Fun And Holy!

bunnyohare

2005-01-07 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Or, you could just write more Snycoongel.

mpoetess

2005-01-07 11:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Naaahhh. Snycoongel's not trendy enough to bother with anymore. Been done. No longer subversive.

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hazelhawthorne

2005-01-07 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

The absoutely best thing about the whole JennyO lust meme wank is the discovery of you and
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The absoutely best thing about the whole JennyO lust meme wank is the discovery of you and <ljuser="swmbo"> and the racoon porn wars. Thank you for inserting just that much more hysterical surrealism into my day.
*bwah!*

*runs off to friend <lj user="swmbo">*

*would run off to frined you, but I've already done that*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 12:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

'Coon-tang is the best ever! There should be more wars over it.

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annakovsky

2005-01-07 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!!! SNYCOONGEL IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HER!!!

*types industriously*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

See below. Trend-alert: snycoongel out. Swmcoondergel in.

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spike21

2005-01-07 01:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm ded too!!!! That is an awesome icon.

bittersweet_art

2005-01-07 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wheeeeeeee!!!! Strindberg and Helium!!!!!! I heard the rumors of p0rn on [Bad username: swmbo&quot;]'s journal and that kept me giggling most of the day! Since I'm from Sweden and raised on Strindberg, this is hilarious beyond belief.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

I'm here via the f-list swap btw;)

bittersweet_art

2005-01-07 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

ok, that was supposed to be swmbo up there... ;)

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kita0610

2005-01-07 05:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Missseryyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I'm dead too.

OMGILOVETHEMSOMUCH.

Wait. Swm had sex with Kartheiser? Kartheiser isn't gay? Fod will be crushed!

mpoetess

2005-01-07 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, he's gay. He was kind of confused before, but after the whole Swmbogelus incident, it's boys only for Vinnie!