Now I ded from arundhathi.
ETA: Public Service Announcement! Do NOT let swmbo turn into swmbogelus again! (You remember what happened that time she had sex with Vincent Kartheiser? Yeah. Like that. With the sketching Kovsky from the tree outside her bedroom window, and killing Fod's tropical fish and stuff.) Make sure she never gets perfectly happy, with plenty of raccoon porn. Preferably porn where Principal Snyder and Angel get turned into raccoons.
And then have sex.