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So on the list of euphemisms for female masturbation in the {somewhat annoying} book I'm reading, we'll just pretend we didn't see "Morking the Mindy1" and go right for the one that's going to keep me up late into the night, giggling and blinking:

Auditioning the finger-puppets.

1It's non-fiction, and the author calls this list "Some of my favorite female-specific terms for the Big M." Though there are a few familiar ones, and a few that aren't but at least make sense as something somebody somewhere might actually say, there's also "Paddling through Poon Lagoon" and "tickling the snail." Aren't you glad the One Eyed Trouser Snake has a friend to play with?
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2005-03-25 05:13 am (UTC) (Link)

See, "Menage a moi " ? That's both clever, and funny. And does not ruin my childhood, unlike "Morking the Mindy."


2005-03-25 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, Morking the Mindy is pretty bad. I would think I would hear Robin Williams in my head a lot if I called it that.

Then again it's better than draining the tuna. Urgh.


2005-03-25 05:49 am (UTC) (Link)

I keep hearing, "Mork calling Orgasm, Come in Orgasm...."

Oh great, now I've really done it.


2005-03-25 06:47 am (UTC) (Link)

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

I'd ask to metaquote, but I'm leaving town, so someone is bound to beat me to it.


2005-03-25 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)


Nanu! Nanu!

**goes to wash brain out with bleach**


2005-03-25 07:24 pm (UTC) (Link)



::goes to do the same::