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So on the list of euphemisms for female masturbation in the {somewhat annoying} book I'm reading, we'll just pretend we didn't see "Morking the Mindy1" and go right for the one that's going to keep me up late into the night, giggling and blinking:

Auditioning the finger-puppets.

1It's non-fiction, and the author calls this list "Some of my favorite female-specific terms for the Big M." Though there are a few familiar ones, and a few that aren't but at least make sense as something somebody somewhere might actually say, there's also "Paddling through Poon Lagoon" and "tickling the snail." Aren't you glad the One Eyed Trouser Snake has a friend to play with?
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Re: You had to ask, didn't you.


2005-03-25 05:46 am (UTC) (Link)

My gracious me. So.

Shouldn't it be titled "Book to Inflate the Hopes of Frat Boys Everywhere?"

Re: You had to ask, didn't you.


2005-03-26 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)


Poor fratboys, if they bother reading it. The illustrations are a combination of bad line drawings, and photographs of Barbies in various positions.

Re: You had to ask, didn't you.


2005-03-26 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)


Barbie Porn?