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So on the list of euphemisms for female masturbation in the {somewhat annoying} book I'm reading, we'll just pretend we didn't see "Morking the Mindy1" and go right for the one that's going to keep me up late into the night, giggling and blinking:

Auditioning the finger-puppets.

1It's non-fiction, and the author calls this list "Some of my favorite female-specific terms for the Big M." Though there are a few familiar ones, and a few that aren't but at least make sense as something somebody somewhere might actually say, there's also "Paddling through Poon Lagoon" and "tickling the snail." Aren't you glad the One Eyed Trouser Snake has a friend to play with?
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This reminds me of an old David Letterman list


2005-03-25 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Top ten things that sound dirty but aren't. Like:

Frosting the Pastry
Skiing on Mt. Baldy

And my fave- Shaking Hands with Abraham Lincoln.

Re: This reminds me of an old David Letterman list


2005-03-26 07:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! I b'lieve I either caught that ep, or read it in one of the collected list-books.