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Best Review of 'Underneath' Evarrrrr:
dovil sez:

And Hamilton comes along and Angel's all 'Ohhh, doesn't he just look fab!' and Spike's all narrowed eyes and lips shriveled in annoyance and he places his hands on his hips and thrusts his groin out as if to say 'Yes, you may have an Armani suit, you may be approximately three times the size that I am and the best that I could do is worry your knees, but I thrust my groin at you for I am amazingly well endowed for a man of slender size and slightly below average height and I have more than enough to keep my Pookie happy, now flee, you smooth talking well dressed over sized man, flee from my groin as it repels you from my man. My Angel man.'

luvs_phoenix

2005-03-27 03:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Bar none, she's the funniest writer at the LJ.

Period.

*g*

ex_dovil323

2005-03-27 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)

You're only saying that because I saved your life in Nam.

But ohhh, look, my names in someone's journal - SQUEE! mpoetess, any time you want to sign up for Iraq let me know, you're owed at least one leap onto a live mine. Possibly even a shoving you out of the way of an out of control jeep while taking on shrapnal and swallowing a live grenade.

mpoetess

2005-03-27 03:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Ooh, multi-talented! Can you juggle grapefruits at the same time?

ex_dovil323

2005-03-27 04:08 am (UTC) (Link)

I can't even eat grapefruit. My powers are limited, and somewhat wimpy.

mpoetess

2005-03-27 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Juggling and eating are not necessarily connected. I can for instance juggle cats, but cannot stomach the flavour.

ex_dovil323

2005-03-27 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)

I think it's the same as grapefruit, the success in eating them is to peel them first. Then use lots and lots of sugar and then fall to the floor and scream at the sky 'Oh my god! What have I done?!'.

Once you've got those steps out of the way it's smooth sailing.

mpoetess

2005-03-27 04:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah, see, there's my mistake -- I've always just cut them in half then dug in with a spoon. (and sugar)

___

Sigh. I am a sad git, for even joking about eating cats makes me feel bad and guilty.

ex_dovil323

2005-03-27 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh so right there with you because, you know, kittens! With their lovely fur, and big eyes, and cute meows and contented squishy faces and purring. It's so wrong to eat them. So very wrong. Even if they are so tasty.

That's why even though I can't have a cat I am the scary owner of two fake fur handbags. I'm thinking once winter comes I can put hot water bottles and electric toothbrushes inside them so I can sit on the couch with it on my lap just like any other happy handbag owner. Wow, can't wait to explain that one to the flatmates.

luvs_phoenix

2005-03-27 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Hey babe, I might have lost a leg but you saved the life so I owe ya.


mpoetess

2005-03-27 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)

She certainly entertains me!

lumenara

2005-03-27 03:42 am (UTC) (Link)

*snickers* Heeeee.

nostalgia_lj

2005-03-27 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)

*ded*

mpoetess

2005-03-27 03:57 am (UTC) (Link)

That is in fact exactly what I said.

kaydee23

2005-03-27 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeelarious. I had very similar thoughts during that scene.

I also suspected that Adam, David, and James wanted to fall out laughing hysterically.

Are there any blooper tapes to prove that?

mpoetess

2005-03-27 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Good question - I've not bought the S5 DVDs; been lazing around about it because I already have the eps on CD.

robintcj

2005-03-27 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

it's not on the gag reel. But Alexis Denisof *stripping* is on the gag reel.

kaydee23

2005-03-27 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh yes. That's not surprising considering Alexis enjoyed standing behind the counter during the Hyperion scenes without his pants on.


robintcj

2005-03-28 03:24 am (UTC) (Link)

*snicker* Bwaha!

salustra

2005-03-27 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you, mpoetess, for directing me to dovil's LJ and that fantastic review! I have now added her to my friends list and must go grovel over there at her wonderfulness. Also, I'm pimping her review on my own LJ.

mpoetess

2005-03-28 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

As I have at the moment no funny in my head, I must leech off spread the joy of other people's funny!

winterlive

2005-03-27 11:58 am (UTC) (Link)

For she is Dovil, and for that we are grateful. *G*

mpoetess

2005-03-28 02:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

Can I get an amen?

winterlive

2005-03-28 06:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Amen sistah! Hallelujah!