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Poll #472687 My Brainssssss

The proper treatment for Amy's headache, which has already eaten 2 Excedrin and is still gnawing on her brain, is:

hie thee hither to a nearby apothecary where ye may purchase diverse medicated powders and tablets for a small fee
1(1.3%)
trepanning
2(2.6%)
hand the brain over to one of its other owners
3(3.8%)
Morris dancing
3(3.8%)
listen to the little voices; do what they want and they will stop poking your head with the pokey sticks
5(6.4%)
click many ticky-boxes
2(2.6%)
eat Byrne's head
0(0.0%)
stop banging it against the desk, stupid
3(3.8%)
sex. lots and lots of sex.
6(7.7%)
a course of leeches
4(5.1%)
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byrne

2005-04-11 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

O.O

*hides*

mpoetess

2005-04-11 09:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Brainssssssss.....

*curls up in a little ball in or near your lap, and attempts to avoid yarking*

byrne

2005-04-11 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, honey. :-(

petpetpetpet

miniera

2005-04-11 10:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

I hope you're feeling better soon.


mpoetess

2005-04-12 01:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

drax

2005-04-11 10:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't know why I clicked trepanning. I KNOW there's nothing in there.

I shoulda checked the clicky clicky boxes option. DAMN! Another wasted chance.

sarabi

2005-04-11 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't know why I clicked trepanning. I KNOW there's nothing in there.

I'm going to assume that you mean that there aren't any "evil spirits" in her skull causing her headache. Not that there's nothing in her skull.

Or maybe I just did something bad pointing that out. Oops.

mpoetess

2005-04-12 01:31 am (UTC) (Link)

She means the one without the evil spirits. ;-)

drax

2005-04-12 06:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

I do?

uhm... I mean... I do!

mpoetess

2005-04-12 01:30 am (UTC) (Link)

:-P

journalkitten

2005-04-12 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)

*pets*

Your brain and my lower back would be very happy together. Doesn't misery love company?

mpoetess

2005-04-12 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)

*attaches them to each other to form one functional human*

journalkitten

2005-04-12 02:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh just *great*! You had to leave her over here? She's scarfing all the ibuprofen, limping around, tearing the house apart looking for a rum chaser. And quoting Pirates of the Caribbean. And the *whining*! 'But *why* is the rum gone!?!'

I'd ask her to leave, but, spineless over here ;-)

mpoetess

2005-04-12 02:27 am (UTC) (Link)

I'd try to figure out a way to make her behave, but brainless, unfortunately.

rubyblushu

2005-04-12 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Trepanning! More fun than a whole in the head.

Oh, wait...nevermind.

mpoetess

2005-04-12 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

And then you get a nifty little bone-plug to play with too!