I did not buy a 5 gigabyte Rio Carbon mp3 player for 180$, 160 with mail-in rebate. Because that would be wrong.
Wait, no it wouldn't. Yes, I did.1 *makes playlists*
I did not, however, manage to spill hot soup all over the floor and myself, again. Because that would be graceless and stupid. And if I did, it would only have splattered my ankles without actually burning me.
Also, I have not forgotten how to play Pente. Which is back! (I didn't break it.)
1 With (some of) the money I didn't spend on zines, booze, and whores at ConneXions. justhuman paid for the whores. She's awesome that way.