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Dear Christian Slater:
I don't know who you pissed off or refused to fellate to deserve getting cast in Alone In The Dark, but I somehow suspect you, Alexis Denisoff, and Alyson Hannigan have an enemy in common, or possibly an agent. Except at least their hideously bad and incomprehensible movie has blowjobs and pseudo-lesbian frolics, and bizarrely slashy Russian men. And trackpants.

Currently your biceps are the only thing stopping me from popping out this dvd, and I almost never stop a movie before it's over, no matter how bad.

ETA: The power of biceps does not compel me. *presses eject*

thebratqueen

2005-05-16 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)

[catty]Possibly it was arranged through his dealer?[/catty]

mpoetess

2005-05-16 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Or possibly he just had a really bad dealer, who had him snorting talcum powder, and the resulting brain damage is responsible for his choice to appear in this film.

feygan

2005-05-16 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Wil... Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisoff pissed off the evil Sarah Michelle Gellar </ snark>

Thanks for the heads up though, I was about to put "Alone In the Dark" on my queue ::snort::

mpoetess

2005-05-16 08:04 am (UTC) (Link)

*g* Somehow I don't think we can blame Beyond the City Limits on SMG. She doesn't possess that level of Evil.

Thanks for the heads up though, I was about to put "Alone In the Dark" on my queue ::snort::

It's bad. Truly, truly, unredeemably bad. Not even 'so bad it's funny' -- just bad.