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Adventures in Krogering
maeyan (in the soup aisle, looking at Random Impulse Buys hanging on display-strips) : *holds up tube*
maeyan: "What does Hello Kitty flavored lip gloss taste like?"
mpoetess: "..."
mpoetess: "I... can't answer that. This is a family store."
mpoetess: *stares silently at maeyan for several seconds*
maeyan: (coming closer with cart) "What?"
mpoetess: "Just composing the LJ post in my head."

mpoetess: *attempts to put soup in cart*
maeyan: *turns cart away each time I bring soup near it*
maeyan: "The cart rejects that soup."
mpoetess: *holds up soup* "Clam chowder?"
maeyan: "The cart is... confused."
mpoetess: "I thought the cart liked clam chowder?"
maeyan (who likes clam chowder, not that it matters, since the soup is mine): "The cart...is having an identity crisis."
maeyan: "The cart wishes it were IRL."1
mpoetess: *stares at maeyan more*
maeyan: *laughs in crazed manner*
mpoetess: "Now I'mcomposing the footnote to the LJ post."

She bought me the lip gloss. As a prompt, so I wouldn't forget to make the LJ post. It does not taste like Hello Kitty. It tastes like vaguely-sugar-flavored stuff, like pretty much every other liquid lip-gloss. It smells like watermelon.
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1 CART=Championship AutoRacing Teams; IRL=Indy Racing League

mpoetess

2005-05-22 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)

The Empire commercial has showed up on southern Indiana tv too when I was in college -- I think they may advertise pretty far out of the actual Chicago broadcasting area!

drax

2005-05-24 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

They're in Indy now, didn't I say? next day installation and all...

Toldja they were following you!!

mpoetess

2005-05-24 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, I think I knew they served Indy because I've heard the 1-800-588 etc, and back when we caught it in Evansville they didn't have that, afaik.