raccoon!
I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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I know that God and I are not the only people who share this interest...

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Hmmm. So many people on my flist know this swmbo. And they like to torture her. And they disdain her all the time. But yet they seem to fear her. Mmmm... should I really click on the swmbo icon to see the fearful goddess herself? Dunno....scared....

swmbo

2005-06-21 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Who are these people?! I WILL STRIKE THEM DOWN!

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:19 am (UTC) (Link)

First, let's get one thing straight. Are you really a raccoon? Do you fuck raccoons? Just asking.

swmbo

2005-06-21 02:22 am (UTC) (Link)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MP I BLAME YOU FOR THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING!!!


NO! Raccoons are evil. EVIL ! *points to icon* EVIL! Evil masterminders of the world's destruction and I am, at times, all that stands between YOUR safety and them!


I AM NOT A RACCOON!

And I can't even...I can't even acknowledge the second questioning without needing to KEEL.

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Being an academic, I cannot help but point out that She Didn't Answer the Second Question....

swmbo

2005-06-21 02:26 am (UTC) (Link)

The answer is NO!

Despite Certain FICS written by people with EVIL MINDS.

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:27 am (UTC) (Link)

I would like to taunt you further, but your lovely Wesley icon has distracted me...

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)

But just hypothetically, do raccoons have big dicks? I heard that they do...

swmbo

2005-06-21 02:42 am (UTC) (Link)

*claps hands over ears*

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:43 am (UTC) (Link)

like you haven't thought about it

swmbo

2005-06-21 02:17 am (UTC) (Link)

*scowls*

mpoetess

2005-06-22 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

:-D

tx_cronopio

2005-06-21 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Just curious, are you enjoying the chaos that you have inspired???
By the way, thanks for that :)

mpoetess

2005-06-22 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yisssss!