2. *looks at friendslist* Ok, which of you is secretly Tanya Huff? I quote (well, actually paraphrase because I'm too lazy to go get it from the next room), from Smoke and Shadows, the first of her new spin-off series to the Blood etc. books (which happens to include our gay protagonist coming in his jeans just from the contact-high of watching his ex do a vamp-mystique on someone; I can't remember whether there was actual drinking in the scene.) "A world in which Joss Whedon could be cancelled is a world in which the Shadowlord could win..."
3. Bed now. And I'm taking the sequel with me. You can't have it.