Please stop not being Stephanie Romanov. It's disconcerting, and she makes a better you than you do, anyway.
Brought to you by Knots, which despite the lesbian subplot that caused my initial interest, sucks and is boring. I like...*counts on fingers*...zero of these characters.
ETA: You know, I was just basing that on [extreme] physical resemblence, but Jeebus. She's a lawyer. She's omnisexual and wears no panties. She is Lilah Morgan if she'd been allowed to be in a very boring sex comedy instead of a turgid supernatural soap-opera.
- Dear Paulina Porizkova: