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The original: Sad, sad kittenface. Kittenface of WOE!

Other kittenface of WOE!

This one, on the other hand, is one we like to call "Oh shit, Mom's home!"

elfgirl

2005-07-12 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

But, it's WOE with an overwhelming aspect of CUTE!

Hmmmm. . . The "Mom's home" face looks suspiciously familiar.

::misses her kitties::

mpoetess

2005-07-12 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

The WOE! is actually funny because I was not leaving them alone, I was coming home. But I was torturing them by standing outside and taking pictures, instead of coming in. With the food. Mean, mean mommy!

lame!!!

madpotess

2005-07-12 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aren't those just all the same picture with just cat-colour changes?

You really need to work on your icon making skills.

Re: lame!!!

mpoetess

2005-07-12 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes! I don't really have nine cats; I just have one and paint it a lot.

:-P

chicken_cem

2005-07-12 03:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

My favorite is definitely the "Oh shit, Mom's home!"

mpoetess

2005-07-12 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Quickly followed by "Heheheheh... time to play See If She Can Guess What We Did While She Was Gone!"

chicken_cem

2005-07-12 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Furball? Knocking Stuff Down? Shredding Things? So many possibilities ...

mpoetess

2005-07-12 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whose Shoes Did We Pee On?

chicken_cem

2005-07-12 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Which pair? ::panics::

swmbo

2005-07-12 03:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

HEE!!

Also, poor babies!! *pets them*

mpoetess

2005-07-12 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Poor abandoned babies! Mom leaves them home alone ALL DAY! With only two cans of food for breakfast and a bowl of crunchies and a constantly-running water fountain and a whole house to play in except for the basement which she doesn't let them go in because she is MEAN!

chicken_cem

2005-07-12 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

My favorite part is that right after cleaning and filling (with bottled water) the constantly-running water fountain, the little devils run into the bathroom and drink from the freaking tub!!

mpoetess

2005-07-12 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ha! Mine cannot, because the only unlocked bathroom is in the basement, where they cannot go, because Mom is MEAN.

Though they have been known to try the kitchen sink.

thebratqueen

2005-07-12 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think it's very sad that your children are clearly orphans.

mpoetess

2005-07-12 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

It would be very sad if my children were orphans, because if that were the case I would be DEAD.

However I would like to reassure you that I got out of that ditch just fine and am ALIVE! Hence the ability to post these pictures.

janedavitt

2005-07-12 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, the cutie-pies! ::strokes them:;

mpoetess

2005-07-12 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

They are abused, I tell you. ABUSED!

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Thankee!

mpoetess

2005-07-12 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yup. Well, three out of nine.

Sadly I did not get them when they first came running over to the door and the whole window was filled with wee kitten faces - most of them had grown bored in the few seconds it took for me to dig out my camera.

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mpoetess

2005-07-13 01:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! Mine like to play "I am 3 feet long and this computer is two feet long, but I CAN stretch out all the way on it. I CAN!"

sarabi

2005-07-12 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, woe! Woe be unto kit-tons in such horrible conditions!

I shall call the PDSA and report your horrendous use of these poor innocent babes. And they shall laugh at me and tell me to call somebody on *my* side of the Atlantic.

(Huh, maybe not such a great plan after all.)

mpoetess

2005-07-13 01:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

But they would come all the way over here to rescue kittens in such horrible cicumstances, surely!

journalkitten

2005-07-13 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh! Woe! Hee - I mock their pain!

I am also full of woe, for I am now jealous of the porch swing I can see you have (See: Oh shit, Mom's home!).

I am swingless myself.

*sniff*

Woe.

mpoetess

2005-07-13 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

WOE! You have no porch swing! WOE!

(Ours is of dubious safety, I suspect, after several years of uber-dampness. WOE!)

jamaisneutral

2005-07-13 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have a blood must flow to my head kitten :)

mpoetess

2005-07-13 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heeeeeeeeeee! It's Spider-Cat!

jamaisneutral

2005-07-13 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

And we have my tongue looks better out than in, dammit!" tomcat.

And a horny Lady.
(we have no photos of her being her horny self, yet, she keeps a shred of decency when we get the camera out... so far.

(oh god, I'm spamming you with photos of my cats!)

mpoetess

2005-07-13 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

KITTY!

There is no such thing as kittyspam.