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Damnrandomly... It is good that such things exist in the world:
The streets have never been so gay. Women are laughing, children are singing . . . oh, look! Look! There's a man being indecently assaulted by nine foreign sailors . . . and he's still got a smile on his face!

-Lord Percy Percy, heir to the Duchy of Northumberland, and utter berk
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theloa

2005-08-17 10:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

I was just this second reminiscing about the goodness that is Black Adder when I saw your post :)!

mpoetess

2005-08-17 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hot Sex Madrigal In The Middle Of My Tights!

theloa

2005-08-17 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Sailor (to Baldrick): How much do you charge for good hard shag?
(later)
Edmund: Well, we've got six pence!

thebratqueen

2005-08-18 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)

We'll be eating them next!

mpoetess

2005-08-18 02:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Some beans and some beans make four.

thebratqueen

2005-08-18 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

When a mommy bird and a daddy bird love each other very much...

mpoetess

2005-08-18 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.

thebratqueen

2005-08-18 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Leprosy. Of the brain.

mpoetess

2005-08-19 02:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

What my husband is trying to say is that you appear to be wearing a pair of DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS.

thebratqueen

2005-08-19 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh my god my earmuffs have fallen!

mpoetess

2005-08-19 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, how I do wish Edmund could be here. He always loved parties, and always always wore very very tight tights...

thebratqueen

2005-08-19 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

We're stuck with a captain who's legless!

nasty_shrew

2005-08-18 09:13 am (UTC) (Link)

"You wouldn't know subtle if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle times are here again'."

- Blackadder, servant to the heir to the Duchy of Northumberland, an utter snarky bastard

mpoetess

2005-08-18 02:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

*dances*

lumenara

2005-08-19 06:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Leeches.

mpoetess

2005-08-19 01:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

I've never seen anything you medics didn't try to cure with leeches.

lumenara

2005-08-20 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
I wish he were the star!
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
He's sexier by far!

(Except not.)

lianneb

2005-08-19 10:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fortune vomits on my eiderdown.

When I first heard that one, I had no idea what an eiderdown was, anyway.

mpoetess

2005-08-22 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!