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Crackass Icon Pairings Meme

Details: Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Ace (Doctor Who)/Amy Gashlycrumb (Edward Gorey)

Mmmm, necrophiliac femslash chan!




Angel(us) (Buffyverse)/Anya(nka) (Buffyverse)

This pairing could, under the right circumstances, actually work.


*tilts head* Huh.

Bunny with a pancake on its head/byrne


Chanticleer the Rooster/Cigarette Smoking Chick

She has not yet decided whether to use her powers for good or evil, but she damn well knows she likes cock.

cin1607/Cordelia Chase (Domestic Piranhas version)

Look, at least it wasn't Darla. Be thankful for the Bloop.

Darla (Buffyverse)/Dawn (Buffyverse)

Dawn: "Get out get out get ou--" Darla: *burp*

Dru (Buffyverse)/Faith (Buffyverse)


Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Gunn (Buffyverse)

Well, they're both tall.

Helium (Strindberg & Helium) /Illyria (Buffyverse)

... heeheeeheeeheeeheeeheeheeeeeeeeeee!

Illyria: "My kingdom is crumbled to dust, my former glory reduced to this stinking, puking sack of sweat and putrescence."

Helium: *offers cupcake* "For youuuuu!"

justhuman/Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Dude. He can clean your house for you, and comes with a variety of groinal attachments.

ladycat777/Lorne (Buffyverse)

Ok, so he's a gay green demon and you're...not. You can work around it!

lucifrix/maeyan I should probably introduce you two, huh?



mpoetess/Naked Renoir Chick

<Kool-Aid Man>Oh YEAH!</Kool-Aid Man>

Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) /Pandora (Waterhouse painting/Greek myth)

...Dude, yes.

Penn Gillette (Penn & Teller's Bullshit)/Pixie Trap (Domestic Piranhas)

It's always Bloop-time around here, baby.



Purple Bunny Girl/Raccoon Porn Lady

You know, there is no more perfect pairing. No, not even Me/NekkidRenoirChick.

Romana (oldskool Doctor Who)/Rose Tyler (newskool Doctor Who)

Aside from the necrophilia and/or temporal-paradox aspect, mmm, pretty.

Serenity (Firefly)/Shipper!Dalek (newskool Doctor Who)

Unfortunately this pairing breaks up, despite the hot mechanical sex, because Serenity clearly ships Mal/Simon, while Dalek is all about the Crazy Space Incest.

Snydercoon (The swmbo-torture fandom)/Spike (Buffyverse)


Stick Figure Computer Guy/Strindberg (Strindberg & Helium)


thebratqueen/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffyverse)

How much do you love me NOW?

wesleysgirl/Willow (Buffyverse)

It's boobies!Willow, not crying on the toilet Willow, ok?

wolfling/Xander (Buffyverse)

It's the naked gay one(s), not the assbabies one, ok?


2005-08-26 04:00 am (UTC) (Link)

Unfortunately this pairing breaks up, despite the hot mechanical sex, because Serenity clearly ships Mal/Simon, while Dalek is all about the Crazy Space Incest.
Aww their love was another casualty of shipping wars. Woe.


2005-08-26 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)


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2005-08-26 04:15 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm still trying to decide if it's Serenity the movie, or Serenity the ship!


2005-08-26 04:07 am (UTC) (Link)

You always were my favorite.


2005-08-26 04:17 am (UTC) (Link)

And I totally did not cheat to get it.

I may have cheated to get me/nekkidchick, granted, but the rest was a happy side-effect.


2005-08-26 04:09 am (UTC) (Link)

I didn't actually post mine because, surprisingly, most of the pairings I got actually kinda made boring sense.

(Exceptions being Gwen/Ian Woodson and Illyria/Jack Harkness. Oh and Spook/Spike if I include my cat.)

And when did you get a naked gay Wolfling icon? ;)


2005-08-26 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)

I have one of you in a swimsuit. That counts, right?


2005-08-26 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Now, Dru and Faith sounds like a viable pairing to me. Hmmmm.

I don't have many characters in my icons, so mine mostly end up almost canon. Except for Spike hooking up with Scotty from Star Trek. *goes to ponder that*


2005-08-26 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, Dru/Faith's been written, by thete1 and ...katemonkey, I think. It's definitely got scary potential.


2005-08-26 04:47 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm sad that I do not have my own icon in your stash, and therefore was not paired with anyone. I could have had Xander! But then Wolfling would have Willow, and WG would have Wesley, and then you would no longer be TBQ's favorite. So, I guess it's okay.


2005-08-26 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Or you could be under Greenie and be paired with Tom Baker (see icon)....


2005-08-27 08:16 am (UTC) (Link)


... or Melissa, and I'd be paired with your BFF! Wouldn't THAT be cool!

... actually, you should call yourself 'me' and then I'd get you and we'd live happily ever after. *grin*


2005-08-26 06:03 am (UTC) (Link)

dude! helium/illyria is totally my new OTP!


2005-08-26 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Helium: Putrescennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnce! Wheee!


2005-08-26 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Unquestionably the first thought in my head. Illyria needs one, I swear to God. I'm totally doing it. Next time I write anything at Wolfram & Hart. It should be a fandom thing, everyone should do it. Little pink demon following Illyria around. She tries to kill it, but it just reforms and she glares at it, and then later admits quietly to Wesley that she's growing fond of it - she misses having worshippers.



2005-08-26 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)


I wolunteer to do audio for any new Helium lines.


2005-08-26 10:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Moose? MOOSE????

You're in trouble now, missy.


2005-08-26 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)


If it helps my case any, the moose is actually zortified.

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2005-08-26 08:21 pm (UTC) (Link)