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Crackass Icon Pairings Meme

Details: Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Ace (Doctor Who)/Amy Gashlycrumb (Edward Gorey)

Mmmm, necrophiliac femslash chan!




Angel(us) (Buffyverse)/Anya(nka) (Buffyverse)

This pairing could, under the right circumstances, actually work.


*tilts head* Huh.

Bunny with a pancake on its head/byrne


Chanticleer the Rooster/Cigarette Smoking Chick

She has not yet decided whether to use her powers for good or evil, but she damn well knows she likes cock.

cin1607/Cordelia Chase (Domestic Piranhas version)

Look, at least it wasn't Darla. Be thankful for the Bloop.

Darla (Buffyverse)/Dawn (Buffyverse)

Dawn: "Get out get out get ou--" Darla: *burp*

Dru (Buffyverse)/Faith (Buffyverse)


Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Gunn (Buffyverse)

Well, they're both tall.

Helium (Strindberg & Helium) /Illyria (Buffyverse)

... heeheeeheeeheeeheeeheeheeeeeeeeeee!

Illyria: "My kingdom is crumbled to dust, my former glory reduced to this stinking, puking sack of sweat and putrescence."

Helium: *offers cupcake* "For youuuuu!"

justhuman/Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Dude. He can clean your house for you, and comes with a variety of groinal attachments.

ladycat777/Lorne (Buffyverse)

Ok, so he's a gay green demon and you're...not. You can work around it!


...so I should probably introduce you two, huh?



mpoetess/Naked Renoir Chick

<Kool-Aid Man>Oh YEAH!</Kool-Aid Man>

Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) /Pandora (Waterhouse painting/Greek myth)

...Dude, yes.

Penn Gillette (Penn & Teller's Bullshit)/Pixie Trap (Domestic Piranhas)

It's always Bloop-time around here, baby.



Purple Bunny Girl/Raccoon Porn Lady

You know, there is no more perfect pairing. No, not even Me/NekkidRenoirChick.

Romana (oldskool Doctor Who)/Rose Tyler (newskool Doctor Who)

Aside from the necrophilia and/or temporal-paradox aspect, mmm, pretty.

Serenity (Firefly)/Shipper!Dalek (newskool Doctor Who)

Unfortunately this pairing breaks up, despite the hot mechanical sex, because Serenity clearly ships Mal/Simon, while Dalek is all about the Crazy Space Incest.

Snydercoon (The swmbo-torture fandom)/Spike (Buffyverse)


Stick Figure Computer Guy/Strindberg (Strindberg & Helium)


thebratqueen/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffyverse)

How much do you love me NOW?

wesleysgirl/Willow (Buffyverse)

It's boobies!Willow, not crying on the toilet Willow, ok?

wolfling/Xander (Buffyverse)

It's the naked gay one(s), not the assbabies one, ok?

Tags: general silliness, memes
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