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*cough* GIP *cough*
Also free to good home.

zortified

2005-08-28 12:55 am (UTC) (Link)

I do NOT know you.

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

You so totally do.

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mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

*uses the scary icon again*

kita0610

2005-08-28 02:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh dear god, no. Just. No.

Speaking of, have you seen that Powerstar is pimping the pimp chain?

mpoetess

2005-08-28 02:46 am (UTC) (Link)

I have. And to this I say ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

trepkos

2005-08-28 11:51 am (UTC) (Link)

I need that!

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mpoetess

2005-08-28 02:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Before or after you spammed us all with the nude pictures of you and the stuffed...donkeylike thing?

elynross

2005-08-28 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)

I... really, really don't want to know.

No, really.

*flees*

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

The scary thing is that I didn't have to edit the actual, er. Pucker. The lips on the label just .... look like that.

ladycat777

2005-08-28 03:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Do I ... no. Just no.

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes! You do!

wildrosesings

2005-08-28 06:06 am (UTC) (Link)

*Washes eyes out with soap* *cries because the soap hurts*

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Um. Here's pucker in your eye?

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mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

You can do both! Laugh while you scrub!

trepkos

2005-08-28 11:50 am (UTC) (Link)

What is it?

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

Pucker (by DeKuyper) is an actual line of sour Schnapps flavors. Winking pucker is... something that comes up far too often in mentally painful porn.

trepkos

2005-08-29 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

...so you added the "winking" part?
Or is "winking" dutch or German for "lemon-flavoured"?

mpoetess

2005-08-29 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

The original bottle in the picture is watermelon flavored. :) The Winking got added, after quite a bit of badfic discussion and 5 or 6 Baileys+Godivas.

rayne_y_daze

2005-08-28 04:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

*snerk* Can you imagine the next morning? "Could you be a little quieter? I had too much Winking Pucker last night."

*cracks own self up*

mpoetess

2005-08-29 04:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Friends don't let friends write bad slash while drunk.

lumenara

2005-08-29 03:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Heeeee!

Also, I would like to cough discreetly and link you over here.

mpoetess

2005-08-29 05:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

I know I'm supposed to get that (aside from the surface pronunciation gag) - what's the source?

lumenara

2005-08-29 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Dude, the source is that I pasted THE WRONG LINK. *headdesks*

I *meant* to link you to something completely unrelated: http://www.livejournal.com/users/lumenara/98224.html . Serves me right for trying to code in a comment.