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In lieu of content, meme.
Whose results cracked my shit up, thus justifying nothing the posting thereof. Snurched from loreleif.

'Do a Google image search for each of these things, then post your favorite picture that appears on the 1st page of results.'



My name (after playing with several variations that either produced boredom or, God help us, actual pictures of me, I went with googling my full, real name):



No, I have no idea how it came up with this one. But it's an awesome movie, with Lesbian Schoolgirl Love OMG, so I'm not looking a gift ... thingie in the mouth.

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My pets' names (*cough* Yes, all 9.):











Thank you, kittens, for netting me bodybuilders, strippers, and attractive Asian boobies!

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My crush's name (this would be the shit-cracking-up. Yes, it's only funny to me. Except for where sausages are never not funny.):



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Something I'm afraid of:



Well, not her, no. If I knew there was a her, I probably wouldn't be as afraid of the it.

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Something I love to buy:



*snicker* Believe it or not, what I googled was 'DVDs,' not 'porn.' Google is scary-smart.

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If I had one wish, what I would wish for:



A non-funny scary-smart one, since the terms were some variation on 'proof of an afterlife'. Though Google cheated by going to a church website for it.

loreleif

2005-10-06 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)

OMG, and you know - I got that DEBS picture, too! Though now, for the life of me I can't remember on which of my terms.

And yeah, isn't it scary how Google reads minds?

mpoetess

2005-10-06 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)

I have *no* idea how it got the DEBS pic from my first, middle, and last names. I was shocked that there was any result whatsoever.

loreleif

2005-10-06 05:46 am (UTC) (Link)

That is kind of freaky; I had no idea you meant your whole name! I just googled "Lorelei" for that one.

And can't find the DEBS pic again, on any of my searches. Oh, well.

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mpoetess

2005-10-08 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whee Oktoberfest! I actually hate the eating of sausage (although I said that about beans and am now, after 32 years, faced with the prospect of happily eating both them and my words) - but that totally doesn't stop it from being Never Not Funny.

mogigraphia

2005-10-06 01:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

What a great meme! I think I maybe want to watch that DVD as the dark haired woman is rather nice.

mpoetess

2005-10-08 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

She does have that androgynous quality that was so hot in that fashion spread we saw ages ago, with the girls-being-boys and boys-being-girls.

[edited to remove superfluous hotness :D ]

belleimani

2005-10-10 11:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

That is hilarious.

mpoetess

2005-10-14 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Google is skeeeeeeeeeery.

belleimani

2005-10-15 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)

You know it.