I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch
mpoetess

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Hallo!

I have nothing else of import to say, other than donating blood when I already had a headache? Brilliant plan, that. Also in no way did I lie to the American Red Cross about those three months I spent having sex with gay smack addicts for money in Equitorial Africa in England in 1994 so they wouldn't disqualify me for possibly having Mad Cow Disease.
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