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Drabble: Conjunction Junction
Domestic Piranhas, for journalkitten.



"You can't think he'd hurt them?" Xander rolled his eyes. "It's Morrie. Give him the tank."

Spike curled his arms protectively around the mini-aquarium. "No! He wants to call our grandkids Sushi and Sashimi!"

"Ducks don't eat piranhas, Spike. Give him the tank."

"No."

"Give him the tank, or I'll put you over my knee and spank you right now."

Spike tilted his head. Several times.

"I think you broke his brain," Morrie said.

"Oops," Xander corrected. "Not or. And."

"That makes so much more sense." Spike handed over the tank, then turned to Xander. "Right, then. About that and..."

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mpoetess

2005-10-29 01:15 am (UTC) (Link)

I did not in any way steal those names from the actual fish of someone on my friendslist... It's a tribute. A TRIBUTE, I say.

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sihaya09

2005-10-29 10:45 am (UTC) (Link)

LUFF!

mpoetess

2005-10-29 07:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fishy luff back atcha.

ladycat777

2005-10-29 01:16 am (UTC) (Link)

And! And and and!

So. Cute.

*loves*

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

And and and and and and and or and!

flaming_muse

2005-10-29 01:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Hee! That Xander, always having problems with his conjunctions...

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

He just forgot what game he was supposed to be playing - the one where Spike actually gets in trouble for something, or the one where Spike gets motivated to do something by the prospect of getting in trouble...

janedavitt

2005-10-29 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)

::dies of the giggles:: And/or; it's the little words that're important...

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Spike is also partial to in and under.

janedavitt

2005-10-31 03:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Beneath and behind... behind a behind and beaneath a behind...

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dragovianknight

2005-10-29 05:47 am (UTC) (Link)

::dies::

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

*innocent*

Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses?

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mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Xander was just... testing Spike's reflexes. Yeah, that's it.

jillapet

2005-10-29 02:26 am (UTC) (Link)

"Spike curled his arms protectively around the mini-aquarium. "No! He wants to call our grandkids Sushi and Sashimi"

Oh god...i think that i just broke a rib laughing....

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

*looks at insurance policy quickly*

Shit, we're not covered for that!

*hides*

zortified

2005-10-29 03:06 am (UTC) (Link)

For a moment Spike thought Xander was broken. As did we all.

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

He meant to do that! He was... um. Checking Spike for brain damage!

lastscorpion

2005-10-29 04:21 am (UTC) (Link)

LOL! That does make more sense!

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Granted, it's Spike-sense, which doesn't work in most universes...

sihaya09

2005-10-29 10:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Um, I *have* two fish named Sushi and Sashimi. Hee.

mpoetess

2005-10-29 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

La la la la la...

rayne_y_daze

2005-10-29 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Spike tilted his head. Several times.

Bwahahaha! Love it!

mpoetess

2005-10-31 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Danke!

journalkitten

2005-10-31 10:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a ficcy! *loves*

And? I had a fishy named sushi (two, actually) and they were very, very happy.

(Until the kitten incident, but we Don't Talk About That)

Yay! Thank you! :-D

mpoetess

2005-11-01 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

I suspect Sushi may be the preferred name of snarky fish-owners everywhere.