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As Promised, Gayest. Card. Ever.
Discovered in the snack shop at work, hi-res photos courtesy mr_sarabi. Yes, I'm going back to see if there are any more copies of it, because I must have one to keep and more to send to people.

Yes, it's clearly meant to be a child's card, but... but... but...

The Cover

For the full effect here you have to know that the text on the front and inside is gilt, which doesn't quite reveal itself in the photo-lighting.

The Inside

Yes, it's a pop-up. With a large baseball bat centrally displayed, because we needed more repressed uber-masculine imagery.

Or as it was obviously meant to appear when signed...


2006-01-02 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)

I have never seen anything quite like this before. I can't even--dude--WTF is up with the Nike product placement?!! I think Nike might have paid too much for the ad space on Hallmark's "Bobby and Steve" line of greeting cards.


2006-01-02 09:49 am (UTC) (Link)

It's not even "A Tiny Little Really Really Gay Division Of Hallmark." The only publisher's mark is "Pop-Up - made in Taiwan."