Discovered in the snack shop at work, hi-res photos courtesy mr_sarabi. Yes, I'm going back to see if there are any more copies of it, because I must have one to keep and more to send to people.
Yes, it's clearly meant to be a child's card, but... but... but...
For the full effect here you have to know that the text on the front and inside is gilt, which doesn't quite reveal itself in the photo-lighting.
Yes, it's a pop-up. With a large baseball bat centrally displayed, because we needed more repressed uber-masculine imagery.
Or as it was obviously meant to appear when signed...
- As Promised, Gayest. Card. Ever.