2. Happy belated Birthday to sarabi, because I am a dorkon (It's like a dork and a moron, but sounds more science-fictiony like it could actually be cool. It's not.) who remembered to wish her husband one, when hers is the same. freakin. week. aksdjaslkj.
3. Post-Chosen Xander and post-RotJ Anakin Skywalker (recently de-Vader'd, now in a clone body) are comparing woeful pasts