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Also...best pie in the tri-state area?
MUNCIE IS VAGUELY NEAR THE OHIO BORDER AND OTHERWISE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STATE. IT IS NOT PART OF ANY TRI-STATE AREA IN WHICH TO HAVE THE BEST PIE. It also has a population of around 70,000 and is not in the middle of nowhere; it's a major state-university city.
Sigh. Could be worse. You could be back tracking down Lilith as she chases an ice-cream truck through the sparkling cul-de-sacs of suburban New Harmony.
Which is as rural as you can possibly get, and has a population of 800 with no houses built after the turn of the previous century.
Admittedly, Quantum Leap will always have you beat with the cliff in freaking Crown Point, but you do keep trying, don't you.