If a tree falls on your telephone wire, and you can't get online to tell anybody about it, did it make a sound?
Answer: Yeah. Big freaking crack. Scared hell out of the cats.
So, um. That'd be why I wasn't online last night.
Why I'm not likely to be online tonight, if they get the phone line fixed as they're supposed to, is simply that it's Thursday.
- Zen Riddle...