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Cold Turkey, Man...


Will....shudder...NOT...shudder...read the wildfeed for Buffy. Will not read anybody's descriptions of or comments on, the wildfeed for Buffy. I am spoiled by spoilers; I will go no further. I want to be surprised, for once. Just, you know, once.

But hit me with all the Angel stuff you got, because frankly, my dear?


karenbear

2002-05-20 12:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Xander gets Willow pregnant; Dawn grows purple tentacles (careful how you read that *g*) out of the top of her head; Buffy dies again, but is brought back this time by a couple of little fairies named Floppy and Reginald, and Spike attends an anger management course in Cornwall where he learns to love all mankind and to express that love through an epic poem he's writing called 'All you need is love (and a little cow blood)'

Oh, wait a minute -- you don't want to be spoiled? Sorry, my bad!

kita0610

2002-05-20 02:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, you fucked that up, babe. Willow gets XANDER pregnant!


karenbear

2002-05-20 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Willow gets XANDER pregnant

::slaps forehead::

Of course, how stupid of me!

Andrew gets extremely drunk and horny and knocks Clem up too. Jonathan has the photographs to prove it (there's a whole blackmail sub-plot).

mpoetess

2002-05-20 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Look, you spoilery bitches! Get the hell out of my journal with your finale-ruining selves! Now what am I gonna do tomorrow night, huh? Make popcorn and watch Smallville or something?

;-)

karenbear

2002-05-20 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

::pout::

Aw, you ruined my fun!

You know you want to be spoiled - you just *know* you do.

What if I told you that Riley makes a special guest appearance, showing off an interesting new scar in regions a little bit lower than that one he had on his face earlier in the season...

Tee Hee!

byrne

2002-05-20 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

I LOVE that icon!!

(drool)

karenbear

2002-05-20 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

::curtsey::

Thank you :D

saturn_girl

2002-05-20 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

You forgot the part where Anya gets drunk again and turns everyone into pregnant trolls. S7 opens with everyone giving birth at the same time, because the networks know baby delivery episodes pull huge ratings.

Why not? The whole Baby Connor storyline was SO well-received, might as well dish some of that up on BtVS.

karenbear

2002-05-20 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Anya gets drunk again and turns everyone into pregnant trolls

Oh, and I heard that season 7 ends when everyone gets sick of all the babies and they get sent to the alternate universe without shrimp.

boldpurpletext

2002-05-23 07:03 am (UTC) (Link)

Does the alternate universe without shrimp still have a Tara? Cause then it'd be ok in my book.