Thought about calling in, but couldn't find "It's hot and I hate you all," on the list of acceptable excuses for a sick day.
Also, go here for Xander being too hot for the current climactic conditions, courtesy witchwillow. Visual, not appropriate for opening at work. Unless you're lucky enough to have the cube in the back, like me.
- This message brought to you by the puddle on the floor next to Amy's cubicle