I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch

Rather than write something useful...

What's on your bedside table?

Bwahahaha. Clock, lamp, hair thingies (pins, clips, plastic bobbles, alice band, ribbon, elastic bands), FlexAll 454 (from when my back was out), clothespin (because maeyan occasionally attaches clothes to the hanger with clothespins...) Hogwarts message owl, very old and scarily well-manipped picture of me and Spike, circa 2000, 4 books (Burning Bright by Melissa Scott, The Folk of the Air by Peter S. Beagle, Keeper of Cats by Elizabeth Boyer, and Sis Boom Bah by Jane Heller) various pens, letter from my mother, Christmas card from Vicki circa 2000 (I maintain that this *must* have been used as a bookmark, and has not actually been on my bedside table since 2000) roll of duct tape, roll of scotch tape, baby picture that's either David or Sammy (god help me, I can't tell), floppy disks, strand of pearls, my pentacle (the chain's broken), assorted change, empty Carmex pots, miniature Venus of Willendorf, manual can opener, pictures of Xander (they were double-posted in one of the Xander Years novelizations, and out they came), popsicle stick (uh, what, you don't eat popsicles in bed?), vanilla lipgloss, a pencil, a straw still in its wrapper, part of one of the bedpost legs, and a large furry stuffed blue star. Named Vincent.

What's the geekiest part of your music collection?

Crystal Gayle albums. LPs

What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?

There's nothing worth eating in the fridge.

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?

Anything, these days. But Fried Green Tomatoes is a pretty sure bet.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?

Heh. WOuldn't know where to begin. Actually, what I need is oral surgery, to correct my massive underbite.

Do you have a completely irrational fear?

Looking stupid. Completely irrational because I ought to be used to it by now. ;-)

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments

Aside from sucking my thumb? Er...

Do you ever have to beg?

My cats. For peace. All the time.

Do you have too many love interests?

Is that possible? Hmm. Possibly.

Do you know anyone famous?

I know zortified. That counts, right? Hmm. My uncle went to high school with the first Doublemint Twins.

Describe your bed:

A wagonwheel twin bunk bed, circa 1944. No, I'm not kidding. The other bunk is at the family home, of course.

Spontaneous or plan?

Plan. Except when I'm spontaneous.

Who should play you in a movie about your life?

Me. There are no women in entertainment who look like me. Camryn Mannheim, bless her, is far too tall.

Do you know how to play poker?

Nope. I kinda know how to play Euchre, though. If I get re-taught each time.

What do you carry with you at all times?

My watch, my glasses, my iddybiddy wallet-on-a-strap thing that has money and bank card and ID in it. Oddly, since it's in there, I carry my passport at all times, too.

How do you drive?

Reasonably. Which means I haven't got caught speeding since 1991.

What do you miss most about being little?

Being little. I haven't been little since I was 9.

Are you happy with your given name?

It's okay. It can't be shortened to anything except the name of a toothpaste, but it's cute. Of course, I always think it sounds adorable on other people, and whiny on me.

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for a year?

You don't have that much.

What color is your bedroom?

White. With hardwood floors.

What was the last song you were listening to?

Something forgettable by Lee Greenwood. One of the songs they left off the greatest hits album.

Have you ever been in a school play?

Two, chorus both times. The Mystery of Edwin Drood (random slut and citizen of Cloisterham) and Chess (random American reporter.) Worked stage crew (props) for about six others.

Who are your best friends?

*Glares at silly teenage quiz.* Does not answer.

Have you ever been in love?

Possibly. In retrospect, god only knows.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?


Have you ever done any illegal drugs?

Only mild parentally-condoned underage drinking. A la champagne at New Years.

Do you think you're cute?

No, but others apparently do. I have better glasses.

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

Seldom Occasionally.

Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?

Since I don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, gonna go with option C. Or as Saber said, "Hey, where's the one for the computer?"

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